Ryan: You lived with Paula and Mike for two months. Now that you've heard about it, why do you think suddenly there was just this explosion of supernatural activity in the home a year ago?
Steven: I don't know. I don't know why all of a sudden it just started happening.
Ryan: (notices encircled satanic star on Steven's arm) What's the significance of that tattoo?
Steven: ...that's when I was... involved in... in witchcraft.
You know, no biggie. He was just practicing witchcraft around the family, casting circles with Mike, calling forth shadow demons. And then there was that time one of those demons manifested in their kitchen and ran right for Mike and Paula, sending them fleeing their house. But other than that... no idea why all this demonic haunting stuff suddenly started happening.
Ryan's briefing to his team afterward had me laughing.
Ryan: I talked with Steve today, Mike's brother. Just getting straight to the point, he practiced witchcraft. He said that he offered to summon a demon for them...
EVERYONE: Oh god. Are you serious? *face palm*